Equal parts graphic design and fart jokes. From Washington, D.C.
THE STORY OF BAMSAY

Preview of a packaging label I’m working on
"Saucer" preview - a label for Saucer brewing company.
"Remove everything pointless from an imperfect life, and it’d lose even its imperfection" - Haruki Murakami from Sputnik Sweetheart

"Remove everything pointless from an imperfect life, and it’d lose even its imperfection" - Haruki Murakami from Sputnik Sweetheart

You’re a what? A…”growth hacker”? You literally hack growth? Like a lumberjack? Like, giant beanstalks and shit?

“When you say something is ‘infinitely better’, it just makes me think you don’t understand how math works.”

—   Bamsay
How I feel when Photoshop crashes while I’m saving mockups as .pdfs.

How I feel when Photoshop crashes while I’m saving mockups as .pdfs.

0 days since the last accident at the gingerbread factory

Sometimes, in high pressure situations, I hum the Mario Brothers theme song to myself. It reminds me to not take things so seriously. Mario is out there, fighting the good fight for his one true love, raging against mutant plants and Koopa Troopers, and I just have to get through this day.

It really puts things in perspective, ya know?

“Seriously, I’m all for making Christmas cards. Just don’t mail them out.”

—   Bamsay
"Make Wave"
Another personal logo that I’m trying out

“I can’t wait to live tweet the Victoria Secret Fashion Show”

—   The lonliest man in the world
I was messing around with isometric grids in illustrator and decided to make this little guy.
5 Hour Energy admits to me that their product isn’t safe.  Kinda sorta.